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Cynical Definitions

n. Activities that we do not want, but that we need in order to afford those that we do.

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Cynical Quotations

My son is now an 'entrepreneur'. That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

— Ted Turner

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No job is so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

— Unknown

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