(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

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P/E ratio pain painting palace
palm palmistry pandemonium pantheism
pantomime paranoid pardon parent
parenthood party passport past
pastime patience patriot patriotism
peace pedestrian pedigree penis
penitent people percussive maintenance perfection
perseverance pessimism pessimist pharmacist
philanthropist philistine philosopher philosophy
photograph phrenology physician physiognomy
piano picture pie piety
pig pillory piracy pirate
pitiful pity plagiarism plagiarize
plague plan platitude platonic
please plot plow plunder
PMS pocket poetry police
politeness political correctness political science politician
politics polygamy portable Portuguese
positive positivism posterity poverty
power pray preaching precedent
predicament predilection preexistence preference
prehistoric prejudice prerogative prescription
present presentable preside presidency
president prevaricator price primate
prison private problem procrastination
programming progress proof property
prophecy proselytize prospect prototype
providential prude psychiatrist psychiatry
publish Punctuality puritanism