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n. An electronic system for interconnecting computers around the world, and thus providing faster and more reliable ways for crashing them.  |
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n. A vast suppository of information. |
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. — Penn Jillette |
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. — Robert Wilensky |
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The Internet is like having at your disposal the largest library in the world, but a library where someone comes in every night and rearranges the books at random. — Unknown |
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