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Cynical Definitions

adj. Different enough to make others uncomfortable with your mere presence.

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adj. Not conforming to prejudice.

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Cynical Quotations

Everyone seems normal . . . until you get to know them. This includes you.

— Unknown

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To be abnormal is to be different from the majority and thus to evoke fear and loathing in said majority. To be intelligent amoung the ignorant, to be polite in New York, or to be Republican in San Francisco.

— Guy Smith

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In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.

— Ambrose Bierce

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