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Cynical Definitions

n. Truth served pre-digested for those of weak mental constitution.

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Cynical Quotations

The function of an adage is to provide a mindless and popular justification for virtually any point of view – often of contradictory nature – regarding almost any situation. Adages exist for the sole purpose of propping up the vast majority who are distinctly lacking of functional neurons.

— Charles Gilbert

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