(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)
Cynical Goodies
Cynical Definitions
n. A countryman in his or her probationary state.
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n. A sentient being from a distant planet, bizarre in appearance, manner, and speech. Indistinguishable from a Californian.
Cynical Quotations
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
— Robert Orben