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Cynical Definitions

n. An innate emotion identified by a person's mouth moving faster than their mind.

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Cynical Quotations

Keep your temper. Do not quarrel with an angry person, but give him a soft answer. It is commanded by the Holy Writ and, furthermore, it makes him madder than anything else you could say.

— Unknown

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.

— Laurence J. Peter

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