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n. A mechanical device enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off.  |
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The marvels of modern technology include the development of a soda can which, when discarded, will last forever and a $7,000 car, which, when properly cared for, will rust out in two or three years. — Paul Harwitz |
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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. — Mary Ellen Kelly |
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. — A Chinese child |
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