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Cynical Definitions

n. A place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Cynical Quotations

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

— Robert Lee Frost

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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

— E. Joseph Crossman

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