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celebrity

Cynical Definitions

n. A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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Cynical Quotations

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

— Gor Vidal

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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken

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Some celebrities do well to die young.

— William Ferraiolo

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