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church

Cynical Definitions

n. A building for a weekly devotional and comparison of clothing.

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n. A building erected for ecclesiastical fundraising.

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Cynical Quotations

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches keep begging for more?

— Unknown

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People who insist that God is everywhere are usually the sames people trying to corral us into churches, mosques and synagogues.

— William Ferraiolo

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