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Cynical Definitions

n. An adjustment of conflicting interest in which each party receives the satisfaction of thinking they got more than they deserved, yet are deprived of nothing more than their just due.

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n. The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

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