(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)
Cynical Goodies
Cynical Definitions
n. The vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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Cynical Quotations
Baptists don't believe in sex standing up, because it might lead to dancing.
— Unknown
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
— Sir Arnold Bax