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n. Life's only certainty.  |
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n. A legal form of Tax evasion for wealthy people. |
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In the long run we are all dead. — John Maynard Keynes |
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Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. — William Goldman |
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Birth to the butterfly looks like death to the caterpillar. — Unknown |
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The wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue. — Unknown |
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. — Paula Poundstone |
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. — Joseph Stalin |
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We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming. — Don Delillo |
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov |
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but telemarketing calls taper off. — Jonny Carson |
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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. — Wilson Mizner |
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Is there life after birth? — Guy Smith |
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Death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. — Woody Allen |
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? — Irv Kupcinet |
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. — P.J. O'Rourke |
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May you have the good fortune to die on a slow news day. — Guy Smith |
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Death is the only goal one can achieve without help, and even then you occasionally receive unwanted assistance. — Guy Smith |
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To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. — Anatole France |
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Amazingly, most people are not ready to die despite having prepared for it their entire lives. — Guy Smith |
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