(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)
Cynical Goodies
Cynical Definitions
n. The only thing that the rich give to the poor to call their own and keep.
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Cynical Quotations
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
— Laurence J. Peter
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
— Noelie Altito