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doctor

Cynical Definitions

n. A professional who kills your ills with pills, then kills you with his bills.

Cynical Quotations

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.

— Lord Salisbury

A recent survey was said to prove that the people we Americans most admire are our politicians and doctors. I don't believe it. They are simply the people we are most afraid of. And with the most reason.

— Unknown