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Cynical Definitions

n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart over the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

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Cynical Quotations

A man's heart is like a sponge, just soaked with emotion and sentiment of which he can squeeze a little bit out for every pretty woman.

— Helen Rowland

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