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Cynical Definitions

n. Any form of amusement whose inroads stop short of death.

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Cynical Quotations

Boxing is just show business with blood.

— Frank Bruno

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Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

— David Frost

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

— Kurt Vonnegut

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