(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

 
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evil

Cynical Definitions

n. Your opponent's moral philosophy.

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n. The suspect of misfortune, unless it is the misfortune of our enemies.

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Cynical Quotations

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches keep begging for more?

— Unknown

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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study Hard. Be evil.

— Unknown

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The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.

— Heinrich Heine

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If you believe there is good in everybody, then you haven't met everybody.

— Unknown

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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.

— Blaise Pascal

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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

— Steven Weinberg

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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

— H.L. Mencken

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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

— Mae West

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Self decpeption is the root of all evil.

— Unknown

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