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Cynical Definitions

n. Exemption from the stress of authority.

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n. A political condition that every nation supposes itself to enjoy in virtual monopoly.

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Cynical Quotations

Ammunition beats persuasion when you're looking for freedom.

— Will Rogers

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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.

— Mark Twain

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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.

— Soren Kierkegaard

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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.

— Alan Dean Foster

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