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gravity

Cynical Definitions

n. The tendency of all bodies to approach one another with strength proportional to the quantity of matter they contain. The point of proof being that the skull of any politician or Hollywood star produces no gravity.

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Cynical Quotations

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

— Wernher von Braun

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