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gun

Cynical Definitions

n. An agency employed by civilized nations for the settlement of disputes which might become troublesome if left unadjusted.

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Cynical Quotations

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.

— Richard Buckminster Fuller

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You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

— Al Capone

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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

— P. G. Wodehouse

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