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heaven

Cynical Definitions

n. A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own.

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Cynical Quotations

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

— Evelyn Waugh

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