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homicide

Cynical Definitions

n. Darwinism by unnatural selection.

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Cynical Quotations

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another – the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.

— Ambrose Bierce

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