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honorable

Cynical Definitions

adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach, limited to a distance short of another person's property.

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Cynical Quotations

If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

— Robert Heinlein

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In legislative bodies it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."

— Ambrose Bierce

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