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Cynical Definitions

n. Tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

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n. Desire and expectation rolled into one.

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Cynical Quotations

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

— Woody Allen

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In our factory, we make lipstick. In our advertising, we sell hope.

— Charles Revlon

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