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Cynical Definitions

n. The human race, collectively, exclusive of lawyers.

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n. A virus with shoes.

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Cynical Quotations

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.

— H.L. Mencken

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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

— Tom Robbins

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