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Cynical Definitions

n. One who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

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n. A person who helps other people to be prosperous.

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Cynical Quotations

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt. Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

— Robert Anton Wilson

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