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n. A lady subjected to so many miscarriages that her virtue is in doubt.  |
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n. A commodity, usually adulterated, that the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes, and personal service. |
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson |
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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck. — Adam Clayton Powell Jr. |
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. — Groucho Marx |
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If my fellow citizens want to go to hell, I will help them. That is my job. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. |
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