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laziness

Cynical Definitions

n. The natural state of man before marriage.

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Cynical Quotations

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

— Jules Renard

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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

— David Dunham

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For many (people) doing nothing would be an improvement.

— William Ferraiolo

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