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litigation

Cynical Definitions

n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

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Cynical Quotations

One would have thought litigation superior to dueling for the purpose of settling disputes – provided that one had not met a lawyer.

— William Ferraiolo

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