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management

Cynical Definitions

n. The art of keeping employees who hate you away from those still making up their minds.

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Cynical Quotations

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

— Kim Hubbard

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So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.

— Peter Drucker

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.

— Unknown

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