(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

Home Cynical Definitions Murphyisms Cynical People Daily Dose Suggest



Cynical Definitions

n. A quality which the young attempt to show and the old attempt to hide.

| | | |

n. A point in time when we quit saying "I can" and start saying "I shouldn't", as in "I can drink a fifth of tequila!".

| | | |

n. A short break in adolescence.

| | | |

Cynical Quotations

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

— Tom Stoppard

| | | |

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

— Judith Martin

| | | |

We seldom become the people we want to be, but we always become the people that we try to be.

— Guy Smith

| | | |