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meetings

Cynical Definitions

n. Addictive and self-indulgent activities that large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

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Cynical Quotations

Creativity dies a quick death in rooms with conference tables.

— Unknown

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Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

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