men
Cynical Quotations
All men are animals; some just make better pets.
— Bumper Sticker
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A woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship.
— Unknown
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
— Rita Rudner
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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
— Margo Kaufman
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
— Henry Kissinger
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
— William Butler Yeats
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
— Kin Hubbard
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Man is living proof that God has a sense humor – he gave him two heads and only enough blood to think with one at a time.
— Robin Williams
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All men are created unequal.
— Robert Heinlein
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
— Robert Heinlein
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
— Jilly Cooper
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