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neighbor

Cynical Definitions

n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does everything possible to make us disobedient.

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Cynical Quotations

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

— G. K. Chesterton

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Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood.

— Louise Beal

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