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ocean

Cynical Definitions

n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world, made by The Creator for man – who has no gills.

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Cynical Quotations

The fact that humans can drown in 2/3 of the world shows God's ultimate plan for us. If global warming is a fact, it shows man's urgent desire to meet his maker.

— Guy Smith

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