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patience

Cynical Definitions

n. A form of despair disguised as a virtue.

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Cynical Quotations

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

— Franklin P. Adams

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I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

— Margaret Thatcher

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Everything comes to those who wait ... except a cat.

— Marilyn Peterson

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