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Cynical Definitions

n. The primary organ that controls all human male higher mental functions, from emotions, to social interactions, to thermonuclear warfare.

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Cynical Quotations

Man is living proof that God has a sense humor – he gave him two heads and only enough blood to think with one at a time.

— Robin Williams

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Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

— Adrienne E. Gusoff

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