(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

Home Cynical Definitions Murphyisms Cynical People Daily Dose Suggest



Cynical Definitions

n. A gloomy disposition developed through the disheartening prevalence of optimists and their unsightly smiles.

| | | |

Cynical Quotations

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is merely twice as large as it needs to be.

— Unknown

| | | |

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

— Jean Rostand

| | | |