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polygamy

Cynical Definitions

n. A house of atonement fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one.

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Cynical Quotations

Polygamy shows the dysfunction of monogamy. A man wants a different woman in his bed every night. A woman can barely stand the same man in her bed once a week.

— Guy Smith

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The criminal penalty for polygamy is two wives.

— Unknown

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