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problem

Cynical Definitions

n. Your name for my issue.

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Cynical Quotations

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

— Henry Kissinger

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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

— Robert A. Humphrey

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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

— Poul Anderson

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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

— Charles M. Schulz

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