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Cynical Definitions

v. The art of keeping up with yesterday.

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v. The belief that anything worth doing would have been done already.

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Cynical Quotations

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

— Mark Twain

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Among the Greek gods, Procrastination was the most revered. Procrastination had the greatest number of disciples, none of whom ever appeared at the temple.

— Chris Muir

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