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suicide

Cynical Definitions

n. The most sincere form of self-criticism.

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n. Your way of telling God "You can't fire me! I quit!"

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Cynical Quotations

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

— Cyril Connolly

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