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Cynical Definitions

n. The ills you wish upon your enemy that fall upon yourself.

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Cynical Quotations

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

— Joseph Stalin

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

— Horace Walpole

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

— Mel Brooks

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