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trinity

Cynical Definitions

n. In certain Christian churches, three entirely distinct deities resident in one distinct being.

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n. Original schizophrenia.

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Cynical Quotations

The Trinity is one of the most sublime mysteries of our holy religion. In rejecting it because it is incomprehensible, Unitarians betray their inadequate sense of theological fundamentals. In religion we believe only what we do not understand, except in the instance of an intelligible doctrine that contradicts an incomprehensible one. In that case we believe the former as a part of the latter.

— Ambrose Bierce

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