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Cynical Definitions

n. A college after the faculty loses interest in students.

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Cynical Quotations

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

— Henry Kissinger

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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

— George Bernard Shaw

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