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Cynical Definitions

n. Activities that make life worth living.

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Cynical Quotations

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

— Abraham Lincoln

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Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.

— Edith Sitwell

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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

— Elizabeth Taylor

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