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Cynical Definitions

n. What remains after depleting personal opinions.

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Cynical Quotations

Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss's reasoning. Wisdom is when you refrain from pointing it out.

— James Dent

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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

— Edward R. Murrow

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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.

— David Starr Jordan

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