(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

 
Home Cynical Definitions Murphyisms Cynical People Daily Dose Suggest
   

 

 
worship

Cynical Definitions

n. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

| | | |


n. In religion, the process of proclaiming one's lack of worth in order to obtain a worthy status.

| | | |

Cynical Quotations

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

— Sir Richard Francis Burton

| | | |


Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

— Unknown

| | | |